Evan's First Post

by Evan

Holy shit is this the first time I'm posting on my own blog? Fuck yes it is and it's great to be here.  So ya maybe Ben got a little head start with 15 god damn posts before I even put up 1, but but it takes time to be this good at what I do. I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm lazy as all hell. Actually getting around to writing a post has taken me so long, I'm not sure Ben even thinks we're doing this blog thing anymore. I'm not even talking about relevant shit here, I just figured I might offer you the chance to get to know me before you waste a few precious minutes of your life actually reading the shit I write. And if it wasn't clear yet, this isn't gonna be a pg-13 fucking blog. I'm gonna write about the shit I wanna write about, and I'll say what I wanna say dammit. Freedom of speech, it's in the constitution, and that shit's like the bible.

All of my posts come with a side of freedom, and red, white, and blue for dessert. I'm pretty sure you can't even call yourself an American if you don't own at least one shirt with an eagle or a flag on it. The founding fathers definitely wrote that somewhere in the Declaration of Independence. Like "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men should rock USA attire at least once a week or thou est not a bro."

So ya, I guess what I'm really trying to say is enjoy the blog and USA! USA! USA!


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BOOM We're in Business!

What’s that? You don’t think our blog name is funny? Well fuck you kindly, sir. Go find a sense of humor.

What’s up guys welcome to Two Guys One Blog. Here, we will be discussing a variety of things ranging from well-known current events to the dumb shit we did the past weekend. Regardless of the story we guarantee you’ll have a good time.

So at this point you might be wondering who are these “Two Guys”? I’m Ben. My Partner is Evan. We love America, We drink, we fuck, we slack off, and we come up with bogus ideas on how to make money in our spare time. That’s all you’re getting, I didn’t ask about you did I?

Basically, this is how you should be feeling about this post right now: it’s the dawn of a new age ladies and gents.

Let the shit show begin.

Ps. Fuck yeah America

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