Holy shit is this the first time I'm posting on my own blog? Fuck yes it is and it's great to be here. So ya maybe Ben got a little head start with 15 god damn posts before I even put up 1, but but it takes time to be this good at what I do. I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm lazy as all hell. Actually getting around to writing a post has taken me so long, I'm not sure Ben even thinks we're doing this blog thing anymore. I'm not even talking about relevant shit here, I just figured I might offer you the chance to get to know me before you waste a few precious minutes of your life actually reading the shit I write. And if it wasn't clear yet, this isn't gonna be a pg-13 fucking blog. I'm gonna write about the shit I wanna write about, and I'll say what I wanna say dammit. Freedom of speech, it's in the constitution, and that shit's like the bible.
All of my posts come with a side of freedom, and red, white, and blue for dessert. I'm pretty sure you can't even call yourself an American if you don't own at least one shirt with an eagle or a flag on it. The founding fathers definitely wrote that somewhere in the Declaration of Independence. Like "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men should rock USA attire at least once a week or thou est not a bro."
So ya, I guess what I'm really trying to say is enjoy the blog and USA! USA! USA!
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