FIRST EVER MAKE 'EM WET MONDAY!

By Ben

Alright guys so from here on out I'll be posting a bit called "Make 'em Wet Monday" every Monday. Basically, its gonna be a short piece where I give you fuckers a pick up line to try out. Only the best pick up lines here, none of this corny shit that won't ever work.

So you see this girl (left) at a party and you've never talked to her before? Big deal. Grow a pair of balls, walk up to that chick and say, "Hey, I'm (Insert your name). I couldn't help but notice you and I had a question for you." The chicks gonna be like oh god whats this squid gonna ask me. Then you pull out this puppy: "I was wondering, does it make you self conscious to be the most attractive girl in the room?"

BAM. She's yours. eternally in love with you, that line is so good you'll have to get a restraining order when you're done with her. Trust me, its a gift but a curse. Use it wisely.